What am I doing? Not studying of course XP
I'm floating around the interwebz looking for fun memes which you may or may not be inclined to read.
Also, I'm trying to learn Swedish. [bad me, I still have to take my Spanish final, too.]
Talar du Svenska?
Jag talar Svenska lite grann.
anyways!
(I'll do a little summary of each character, just to give you an idea of how they are, since some are more prevalent than others)
Lol, this is gonna be fun since there aren't any canon relationships in the story yet
*added a couple pairings for the lolz
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AS SERIOUSLY AS POSSIBLE
Pick 5 of your original characters:
1) Damen
Sole survivor of a militia unit (out of sheer luck) that was attacked by the angel Aeon, he now finds himself allied with the very people he was fighting against. Currently has no supernatural ability. [Brown hair; Violet eyes; Human]
2) Zakai
Aeon's older brother (though he doesn't much act like it). He's often noted for his impulsive behavior and is somewhat sadistic. Has some sort of glass-like power as well as photonics. Picks on Damen for the hell of it. [Black/Purple hair; Red eyes; Red wings; Angel]
3) Aeon
A royal angel more than capable of holding his own in battle. He seems a bit detached, but he's much kinder than his brother Zakai. Allowed Damen to live even though he could have easily killed him, and knew he was responsible for the crippling of one of their generals. Has electric powers. [Silver hair; Orange eyes; Black/White stripped wings; Angel]
4) Sares
One of the royal angels opposite to Aeon and Zakai in the war. Sympathizes often with the plight of her people and can be seen spearheading many operations. Has power over water. [White/Blonde hair; Golden eyes; Light-blue wings; Angel]
5) Remembrance (Rem)
One of the royal angels opposite to Aeon and Zakai in the war, though she isn't related to Sares. Despite her dark appearance, Rem is very sociable and is a good friend to Sares. Some of her powers seem to include generating a toxic substance and shape-shifting. [Lavender hair; Green eyes; Black/Bio luminescent wings; Angel]
Ok. Let's just say you've made it big and a good amount of people know about and love your original characters. What naturally comes with this popularity? Fanfiction/Fanart THAT TOTALLY AND BRUTALLY RAPES YOUR CANON. Things that make you shout at your fans "I never intended for that pairing to happen!" or in, some special cases "I never thought of that, that's kind of hot!"
I am now going to take artistic liberties and randomly pair up your characters, asking you the same 5 questions about each pairing. "But they are not gay/straight," "That would never happen," "BUT THAT'S INCEST!," and "I would sue that fan's ass" are NOT legitimate answers. Fandom is a vicious beast and so am I. You are going to pretend for a second that those characters are somehow in a romantic relationship. And if they ARE canonically in a relationship, you must change one of the characters so that they are not in a canon relationship. Ready? Alright.
QUESTIONS FOR EACH PAIRING:
a. What makes this relationship work?
b. What will eventually doom this relationship?
c. What do they buy each other for Valentine's day? (I'm going to pretend that this is just general gifts, since there's no Valentines on their planet)
d. What are that pairings *ahem* kinks? (If they have any.)
e. Can you personally see that pairing happening?
PAIRINGS:
1. (2)x(5) Zakai x Rem
->a. For one, Zakai is immune to her poison, so she can't kill him that way. For two, that's about it >.> Unless one of them suffers plot-convenient amnesia and doesn't remember who the other is
->b. The fact that they're on opposite sides of a war. Wars work wonders for possible relationships XP (ah the forbidden love)
->c. Hmmm....he should buy her a leopard XDD (no, I'm not trying to kill you darling, I think the big predatory cat suits you)
->d. Let's think about this for a minute. One of Rem's powers is SHAPE-SHIFTING. What's NOT kinky about it? *suggestive eyes*
->e. No I cannot. Their personalities and alignments are just too different. Though aesthetically they look good together.
2. (1)x(4) Damen x Sares
->a. That they once shared a common goal (used to be on same side of war) and Sares' naturally kind and comforting disposition.
->b. His (apparent) death, then learning that he's still alive, then learning that he's switched to the opposite side.
->c. He could buy her one of those little fountain things with the rocks, and maybe she would buy him some little toy birds with the seemingly real feathers.
->d. Haha, I don't think there would be any kinks within this pairing. [But if I HAVE to make one up...is it bad of me to take Sares' water power into account?]
->e. It could have happened at one point, but I don't see them as a plausible pairing now.
3. (5)x(3) Rem x Aeon
->a. Aeon's generally mellow personality and overall acceptance of others. Once again, It's still not likely unless one of them suffers plot-convenient amnesia. It's generally dangerous to fall in love with your enemy and can give others the wrong impression.
->b. Like for Zakai, the breaking point is that they're on opposite sides of the war and are more likely to fight each other.
->c. A dog. They both need dogs. Little dogs that aren't trained to kill.
->d. Nothing really kinky between these two. BUT THAT SHAPE-SHIFTING POWER IS STILL-*brick'd*
->e. Maybe. It'd be sooooo boring though.
4. (3)x(4) Aeon x Sares
->a. Maybe if one of them switched sides in the war [more likely if it's Aeon that switches sides than Sares] I think Sares would bring out the best in him, and Sares makes me think a little of Aeon's sister. Wow, I just made that really creepy o_O
->b. WAR IS BAD ON RELATIONSHIPS. Maybe Aeon would feel like they're better off as friends and that she should pursue other loves.
->c. I think they could trade chocolates, or something to that degree. Even though that's something more appropriate for a 'cute together' couple.
->d. No kinks. I'll just say one thing though, and you can take it however you'd like: Electricity + Water = ???
->e. Yeah, I think they go together surprisingly well.
5. (1)x(2) Damen x Zakai
->a. Oh....um....Zakai is helping to make him stronger? They have the same alignment now, and Zakai would protect him if it was absolutely necessary.
->b. NOTHING. EVER. *in denial* If Zakai had really poor judgment and hurt him really badly and didn't have a reason for doing so... *smacks self*
->c. They should go sacrifice a lamb together. It would be AMAZING. *shot* I seriously think Zakai would buy Damen a lance or something, and then proceed to beat him senseless during training. (Fight like you mean it. I DON'T CARE IF YOUR LEG IS BROKEN. FIGHT GOD DAMN IT.)
->d. ehehehehe...*nosebleeds all over the floor* maybe something like bondage, or walls, or blood, or- *faints from blood-loss*
->e. THIS PAIRING IS HOT. What do you mean I have problems? The voices in my head think I'm sane. *pout* I don't even know why, something about them together is like, magnetic, to me.
6. (2)x(3) Zakai x Aeon
->a. I guess they're family...blood is thicker than water, and all that stuff. Still, you'll always have the incest fans, right?
->b. They have such disagreeable personalities. Aeon is nice. Zakai is...not. If they were a pair I think there would be a lot of angry/angsty sex. Also, social pressures. Angels don't sleep with angels that are related to them.
->c. Some sort of hand-made craft. It's the thought that counts, right?
->d. ehh....high-altitude love-making? *shot again*
->e. No, I think they have personalities that are too divergent to have a healthy relationships. The fans can go ahead and dream though.
7. (4)x(5) Sares x Rem
->a. They're very good friends, and fight for the same ideals. They're also both nice. Oh geez, who would be tops???
->b. I don't see a reason why either of them should have to end it.
->c. They would go out to a festival together or something. It would be super cute.
->d. Nope. No kinks. They're not kinky like that. They have a sense of decency. [SHAPE-SHIFTING AND WATER. OH YEAH BABY]
->e. Surprisingly enough, I think this makes a very good pairing. They're very alike in personality and goals. They would support each other.
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One more meme. Because this one made me lol while I read it.
Dear Hatafuri-sama,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When I threw up in your sock drawer, In your closet and I saw you Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're Sly enough to understand The middle-east is planning their revenge on you.
I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I Hate your cooking and You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Best of luck on the sex-change,
Rauni
Here are the instructions:
Pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill it in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them. See what they say. It's funny!
1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White Im joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4. What's the coluor of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey The Catholic Priest
Brown Your My Little Pony collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink The Montreal Canadians goalie
None My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed That were related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks
8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbours dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H Hate your cooking
I/J Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Gave my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Havent showered in a month
Y/Z Am better off without you
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink Im off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda I will haunt you when Im incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Other I'm scratching my ass as you read this
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Go milk a cow
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China You make me sick
Germany Please dont hurt me
Japan - Best of luck on the sex-change
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt Kiss my butt
France With tears of sadness
Dear (_friend_),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (_1_). I think I realized it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_).
I'm sure you're (_6_) enough to understand (_7_).
I'm returning (_8_) to you, but I'll keep (_9_) as a memory.
You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).
(_12_)
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so, that's all for now
Tack så mycket for wasting a portion of your life reading all of that