LOL, So I'mma drop a bunch of Hetalia quizzes on y'guys now.
They are so completely random, so I thought they were funny. 'Lots of 'em ended up with halfway decent results as well.

'NJOY

what will your life be like in Hetalia?
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What country are you: Mongolia [???]
Who is your oldest sibling: Hungary [lol]
Who will your youngest sibling be: Germany [...]
You will join countries with: Prussia [OMFG YESSSSS]
How many new countries will you start: 7
What's the likely chance of being molested by France: 25% [0__o]
Which one of the countries has a crush on you: Austria [Nuuuuuu! You're supposed to love Prussia XP]
Which country will confess to you: Prussia []
How long will your country prosper: 947,006 <-- that's pretty long I think
Do your people love you: Yes []

Hetalia school life
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Your BFF in school is: Taiwan
Do you ever ask them out: Yes [IsayWHATnow?]
Do they ever ask you out: Yes [SHEsaywhatnow?]
Your teacher is: Prussia [YAY]
You're bullied by: Germany [OHWHY? ...It's because your bro's my teacher isn't it?!]
You have a crush on: Russia [oh, I guess I'm going for the evil types huh?]
....Has a crush on you: Prussia [yep. definitely the evil types X3]

Hetalia-Who...
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You give a kiss: Canada [he needs love too, ya know ]
You give a slap: Turkey [...must have done something to deserve it]
You rape: Greece [O____________O WHUT]
You betray: Lichtenstein [...I'm sorry? ]
You never trust: England [lol, naturally]
You always love: Austria [sure, as a friend]
You give your body: Prussia >////////////>
You give your soul: Taiwan [I guess she WAS my BFF in school XD]

WWIII Hetalia
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WWIII Started on: June 27, 2309
Oh great. WWIII. Who started it?! D: : Greece [*distressed*]
You join forces with: Prussia [WE'LL DEFINITELY WIN IT]
You are equipped with: a gunblade ['cause we're AWESOME like that]
Right in the middle of the battlefield: America
Starts making out with: Denmark [lolwhy?]
The one who becomes angry cuz of this is: Hungary
Someone is laughing like an annoying maniac. It's: Ukraine
The one who fell asleep during the battle was: France [everyone knows France is a loser]
Someone randomly shouts: PERKELE!
It was: America [OF COURSE]
Guess who pissed themeselves! It's: Taiwan
There is a love confession between: Hong Kong
And: France [lolwhutagain?]
You are ambushed by: China
they: torture you. [;__;]
Number of deaths because of WWIII: 2
The war cost: $7 [PFFFFFTTTT; I bet if you converted that to our time it's like.......100,000,000,000 dollars]
Chance that you survived that mess: 92% [THAT'S RIGHT]

Hetalia-You decided to make a band!
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You're the band manager of the new band named: The Devastated Face
The vocalist is: Spain [...It makes so much SENSE]
The guitarist is: Japan
The bassist is: Denmark [and an epic bassist he is]
The drummer is: Prussia [ Prussia's in my BAND! YES!]
The keyboardist is: Switzerland
Your number one fan is: Italy [like, N. Italy?]
Your rival band is: The Face Devastators [AFAIK]
The leader of your rival band is: Sealand
The number of fans you have world wide is: 116,805
The crazy fan that attacks and tries to kidnap you: Greece [Stop being so weird! XD]
Your band disbands because: Your guitarist and bassist tried to have an epic fight with their instruments and both seriously injured/killed each other [Prussia started it. I swear.]

Hetalia Party
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Oh, you got an invitation from: China [China has amazing parties]
At the door, you're greeted by: Prussia []
...who: Slams the door in your face [HE TTLY DID THAT ON PURPOSE]
You enter, and are assaulted by: Russia
...who: Bites your arm [D:]
You are rescued by: Prussia
...who is your: Best friend FOR EVER [YESYESYESYESYESYES....Along with Taiwan...I guess...]
The rowdy group is settled down by: Belgium
Everyone sits down on the floor. You're next to: Belarus
Next to them, you feel: Like throwing up [She's so scary Doctors use her to induce vomiting when someone swallows poisons]
Game time. Truth-or-dare: Dare
During the game, there's a love-confession from: Greece
To: China
...who: Punches them [MEGALOL]
You think they're cute together: 85% [I guess if there's GreeceJapan why not GreeceChina?]
...: China...
is dared to: Jump out a the window
Playing spin-the-bottle, you kiss: Belgium
They like it: 36% [yyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhh...I don't think Belgium is gay]
Later, music gets blasted, and you dance with: S.Italy [He's the pasta-crazy one, right? riiiight?]
They like it: 91% []
They are: Shy
Afterwards, ghost stories! Chance you get scared: 56%
Who scares you: Switzerland
Your hand ends up being grabbed by: France [D:]
Happiness is: 98% [ttly France's fault it's not at 100]
But it's getting late. You decide to sleep: On the roof [+2 WIN]
You all watch a movie before bed: The Goonies
This person falls asleep on you: Iceland [D'awww...Iceland is adorable, so I don't mind ]
You think it's: Adorable [SEE? Even the meme agrees with me X3]
You end up: Patting them on the head [*insert more d'awwww here*]
Everyone's asleep except for you and: Canada
They: Are doing something creepy [Of course he is. He's Canada. Nobody pays attention to him.]
You fall asleep and are woken up by: England
They: Pinch you [WTF]
You are rescued by: Hong Kong
Because they are this much in love with you: 25%
You feel the same: 10% [we obviously don't talk much...]
Somehow, you fall asleep. Morning, you: Kick Italy for hugging your leg [XP Go hug Germany!]
All done. You had fun: 75%
Chances you'll do it again: 75% [HELLZ TO THE YEAH]

England's tea party
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England invites you over for tea, because: he secretly loves you. [0______0]
You arrive there, and England greets you: with a blush. [understandable...]
The two of you converse for a while about: fairies. [this would SO happen]
Tea time! You both sit. You enjoy the tea, until: he starts talking to his imaginary friends. Odd. [Who's starsprinkles?]
You spill tea all over yourself. England: lectures you about having proper etiquette. [I failed the etiquette test]
Your klutzyness is quite moe. It arouses him. He: slyly suggests you change clothes...in front of him. [EHHHHHHHH?!]
Suddenly, America crashes in: He laughs because you are still drenched in tea.
America says "Let's have a threesome!" England: disapproves. [THANK YOU]
However: Germany
who is: depressed [Italy probably broke something XD]
kidnaps America, leaving England: amused.
He says "Screw it." and drags you to a pub: He decides to bring Prussia along. [OH THIS WILL BE FUN >:'D]
Once there, he becomes awfully drunk and: strips for all to see. [WHYGODWHY????]
Being sober, you drive him home and: let him sleep

HETALIA MEME

Number your 12 favorite characters in no particular order and answer the following questions

1) Russia - Hetalia Axis Powers
2) Prussia - Hetalia Axis Powers
3) England - Hetalia Axis Powers
4) Japan - Hetalia Axis Powers
5) Iceland - Hetalia Axis Powers
6) Austria - Hetalia Axis Powers
7) Germany - Hetalia Axis Powers
8) Hungary - Hetalia Axis Powers
9) China - Hetalia Axis Powers
10) Finland - Hetalia Axis Powers
11) Lithuania - Hetalia Axis Powers
12) Sweden - Hetalia Axis Powers

Q1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Austria/Lithuania? I couldn't really see that working out...not that I'd want it to. Pru/Aust is basically my OTP. However, if there was one, I'd read it just out of curiosity

Q2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes. Yes Japan is hot. Japan IS the land of the rising sun after all. He's cute and it's adorable how he doesn't seem to understand the western countries. XD

Q3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Wait...Sweden and...Hungary?! THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. SWEDEN WAS SET UP. EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S LOYAL TO FINLAND AND FINLAND ONLY. I bet Hungary went and got A.I. She's too manly to sleep with any of the other countries.

Q4) Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?

I could read some fics about China. But to be truthful...I haven't read any Hetalia fics yet

Q5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Prussia/Austria.........................HELL YES. OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP.... *giggles* Ever since reading Prussia's strip where he sends the letter to Austria....hehehe. It wasn't even the whole 'vital regions' thing that made me interested in them as a pairing.

*spoilies?*
H'okay, so you know when he sent the letter and was all like 'hey, congrats on your empress. BTW I'm invading. Love, Prussia' The panels after that Prussia says "You've been off-guard. While I had plenty of time preparing myself. Can't wait to hear you begging for life."

And then I was all like *SUPER FANGIRLISM ACTIVATE*

Q6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Iceland/China or Iceland/Finland??? NEITHER ONE MAKES SENSE. I'm tempted to say Iceland/Finland since they're both nordic, but Finland is Sweden's!! So Iceland/China.

Hoooooo...I'd be blown away if there was an Iceland/China fic.

Q7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in bed together?

So....Germany walked in on Prussia and Sweden in bed together....umm.....I can think of a logical explanation! Give me a minute!

Germany would be all like 'wtf brother, what's Sweden doing in your bed?' But then Sweden would be like 'm'wife kicked me out of th' house...' Then Prussia would use his five levels of awesome to explain how they were hatching a plan to get Finland to forgive Sweden for...whatever it is he was mad about. -and maybe something about beating up Russia-

But then Germany would be like 'and you were planning this in the BED?'

*shot*

Q8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Finland/England [WTH IS WRONG WITH THIS MEME??? FINLAND'S GETTING PAIRED WITH EVERYONE] Finland after being mad at Sweden [which somehow directly ties into the above Sweden/Prussia sequence] attempts to kill himself by gorging on England's cooking, but England stops him and the two bond over a mutual love of occult stuff [TTLY NOT HAPPENING]

Q9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Russia/Hungary...Is there such a thing as fluff if RUSSIA is involved?

Q10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Germany/Sweden? [this is somehow tying directly into the sweden/prussia and finland/england fic that I will now force myself to write] umm........'supply and demand' just popped into my mind XD [be sure to look for it later ]

Q11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

RussiaxJapan?!?! Plot device....Plot device....An ancient race of alien creatures that had once cultivated Earth returns in an attempt to reclaim it by destroying/enslaving the human race [the current 'rulers'] In a cold and desolate region of Earth Japan and Russia have been separated from the other. And as everyone knows...Cold + Traumatizing situation equals....... [profit?]

Q12) Do any of your friends read Seven slash?

I don't really know what most of my friends read. However, I don't think it would be strange for some of them to have read Germany slash.

Q13) Do any of your friends read Three het?

No. I can say this confidently. There are hardly any female characters for the male characters to be paired with XP

Q14) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

I HIGHLY doubt it. Poor Lithuania...

Q15) Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Prussia/Japan/Iceland......XDDDDDDD That's messed up on SO many levels. What would the plot even BE???? I don't think I could even write Iceland properly. So little is know about him...

[on the hypocritical side...I could so see an Iceland/Russia fic]

Q16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Finland: PERKELE
*shot*

Q17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Songfic about Hungary huh? Probably Killer Queen. 'Cause she's so dangerous with that frying pan

Q18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Russia/Austria/Sweden

Warnings? I don't think this is even fit to release to the INTERNET XD

Q19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

*avoids obvious vital regions comment*
I think it would go like this
Prussia: Finland! Ditch the gloomy glasses guy and try out my five levels of awesome!
Sweden: *declares war on Prussia*
Finland: 0________________0 Ehh....? S-Su-san, you don't have to be so drastic...

Q20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I can say I've never read a fic about Iceland....(not that I've looked though....)

Q21) What is Six's super kink?

Probably his mariazzel [sp?] since like half of the characters seem to have some sort of hair kink.

Q22) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?

China would probably shelter Lithuania, according to Hetalia he's the brotherly type. *completely dodged the perverseness of the question*

Q23) If Three and Seven got together, who tops?

There's no way that Germany WOULDN'T top England. Unless he used some sort of magic.... >.>

Q24) One(russia) and Nine(china) are in a happy relationship, until Nine(china) runs off with Four(japan). One(russia), broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with Eleven(lithuania) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve(sweden), then follows the wise advice of Five(Iceland) and finds true love in Two(Prussia) What would you call this fan fiction?

O-okay...let me get this straight
RussiaxChina-->China leaves-->ChinaxJapan-->Russia is depressed-->RussiaxLithuania-->RussiaxSweden-->Russia takes advice from Iceland-->RussiaxPrussia

Due to Prussia's hate of Russia, I can only think of one appropriate title: "Those who we love to hate"

....this sounds SO interesting....

Q25) Name three of your friends that might read this

Oh I know Lysoke would....but I don't know my other friends' stances.

Q26) Name one person who should write it.

Possibly not me. I'd get confused lol

Q27) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was cannon?

Germany/Hungary? FFFFFFFFFFT....I might die a little on the inside. Everyone knows that Germany/N. Italy is where it's at 8D

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*suffers from brain-damage* [Obviously]

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*EDIT* the hetalia force is doing a bit of 're-assigning' for characters right now

Current IRL Hetalia force:
Iceland
Greece
Latvia [pending]
N. Italy
England
Prussia
Canada
Switzerland
Denmark
America
Ukraine